Fact of the Day - Presidents' Day Edition

Jay La Suer never chopped down a cherry tree, the tree split itself in half simply because Jay asked.

Fact of the Day - Valentine's Day Edition

Is it better to be loved or feared?

Well, some people fear Jay La Suer, and some people love Jay La Suer. But most people fear how much they love him.

Valentine's Eve Speical!

Several members of the LGBT caucus have admited that they decided to become lesbians the day they found out Jay La Suer is happily married.

Fact of the Day - Lincoln Day Edition

If Jay La Suer had been alive, John Wilkes Booth wouldn't have had a chance

Fact of the Day

Jay La Suer counted to infinity ... twice

Fact of the Day - Superbowl Edition

After winning the Superbowl, Jerome Bettis didn't hope for a phone call from the President, he hoped for a call from Jay La Suer

Antwaan Randle El didn't say "I'm going to Disneyland," he said "I'm going to meet Jay La Suer!"

The original name for the Superbowl trophy was the "La Suer Trophy," until the liberal news media the changed the name to "Lombardi Trophy."

Fact of the Day

People with amnesia still remember Jay La Suer

Fact of the Day

When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Jay La Suer.

This Just In!

Tonight at Legislative Bowling Night Jay La Suer bowled a perfect score ... blindfolded

Fact of the Day

If Jay La Suer was the Chair of the Public Safety Committee, the name of the committee would no longer be ironic.

Fact of the Day

Child molesters are not affraid of Jessica's Law or Megan's Law, they're affraid of Jay La Suer.

Point of Clarification

Jay La Suer is NOT addicted to cigarettes ... cigarettes are addicted to Jay La Suer.

Jay La Suer supports the following tax increases:

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Fact of the Day

When life gives Jay LaSuer lemons, he uses them to kill terrorists and child molesters.

(Jay LaSuer doesn't like lemonade)

Fact of the Day

The new $200 millon security system on the grounds of the capitol was made necessary by the impending retirement of Jay LaSuer.

Top 10 Facts About Jay LaSuer

1. The chief export of Jay LaSuer is PAIN
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger played the Terminator, Jay LaSuer IS the Terminator
3. Jay LaSuer does not sleep, he waits.
4. Jay LaSuer is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right arms
5. In the fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Jay LaSuer, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
6. In the average Committee Room, there are 1,324 objects Jay LaSuer could use to kill you, including the room itself.
7. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, because Jay LaSuer lives in San Diego.
8. People wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Jay LaSuer pajamas.
9. Jay LaSuer can palm a medicine ball
10. Jay LaSuer goes jogging with a refrigerator tied to his back.

The Begining

This blog is a tribute to the Greatest Assemblyman ever, The Honorable Jay LaSuer.

In the coming weeks and months, this blog will share historic facts about this legendary patriot.

Welcome.